Dear Reader,

This blog is not a “safe space.” I do not use unnecessary euphemisms (example: “Season’s Greetings”), nor do I walk on eggshells around issues. If the issue is too controversial, then it is not appropriate for this blog. My opinions are mine only, unless they are also yours.

This blog is rated “PG-13,” for risqué humor, discussion of fantasy violence, and scary spiders. I also use scientific words, like latrodectus. If none of these topics bother you, then read away, dear visitor!

Sincerely Yours,

Sarah Morgan Edelweiss